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Many of the questions asked here are just stupid!

1. What brand of toothpaste? Regular Crest, I guess
2. Shampoo Conditioner in one or separate? Doesn't matter, long as it gets in my hair somehow.
3. What Brands? Not particular; Loreal, Herbal Essense, Pert
4. What flavor dental floss? I don't like flavors..I like wax.
5. Do you roll your socks or pull them up? Roll -- after I stop and drop, o'course.
6. Toilet paper: I don't to it to people's houses. I fold when I wipe.
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? Nope. We are not on good terms.
8. Favorite color? Check my basics page for the answer ta that one, mate.
9. Summer footwear? Bare foot, or sandels..
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? Oranges, it has a nice smell.
11. Lefty or righty? Righto.
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? Half-full, though if there is chocolate milk in it - empty.
13. Bleh or blah? Bleh when expressing disgust; Blah when intimitating someones talk.
14. What do you like about yourself? My energy.
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? Yes, give them to me NOW.
16. Do you sing in the shower? Yeah huh.
17. Do you talk to your pet? Yes, at least he doesn't call me a freak.
18. Do you talk to yourself? Yes, but it's not as nice as talking to my dog.
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? No, he has hair up his nose.
20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name? No, they don't talk to me :(
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? No, but we give our garbage men/women a gift.
22. Do you have 11 toes? I wish!
23. What is the lamest pick up line you've ever used? "Oooh, look I found something on the ground! I'll pick it up." It's not lame, it's just what I say when I'm about to pick up something.
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? Yeah. Get this - I'd even use a YELLOW pen.
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? Yes. I wouldn't want a pink car, but a pink house would be nice. Money not included in musings.
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Mickey...I stand up for the little guy.
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? All I can say is 'NO!'
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? Yeah, I've recited "You are a loser" to some girl once - I wrote it.
29. What color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? I wear muted colors for nail polish. I don't use lipstick, only Vaseline.
30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous? Yup - and I have to go potty really bad.
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? No, but I'd do something stupid for the camera so I could do a retake.
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? No - they make guys look uncomfortable.
33. How do you take mascara off? I don't know. I think I'd get a rash if I tried to use mascara.
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? I'm not turned on my any girl, with or without mascara. Just the way I'm made.
35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size? Well...the bigger the boob, the larger the cup, right?
36. Would you ever wear lip gloss? Only if it's clear.
37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? Gummi sweettars, though I'm not particularly fond of either.
38. M&MS or Skittles? M&M's, all the way!
39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? What is it with people and being embarassed by their mum? Yes, my mom and I get along great, considering I'm rather loony.
40. What is 1+1? The answer would be two. Thank god for kindergarten, eh?
. 41. What is your favorite holiday? Christmas!!!
42. Pick one: RuPaul or Dennis Rodman: I'm sorry, I don't know who those people are. I live a sheltered life.
43. How old are you? 13
44. How old do you WANT to be? 25
45. Where do you want to live? Australia or the US Virgin Islands
46. Where do you want to go? Japan, Singapore, Thailand, Britian, Spain
47. Who do you want to meet? A bunch of my favorite authors.
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? No, it tastes disgusting.
49. Does pine-sol smell good? I make it a habit NOT to inhale the stuff.
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Mushrooms.
51. Do you like toast? Yes!
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? I never did, it's not a big tradition in my family.
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? Yup!
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? Mostly.
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? No
56. Clear or colored? ?
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride what did you pick? Grape
58. Where is your hand right NOW? On the keyboard
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? left pinky
60. Okay or O'tay? Okay
61. French poodle or french kiss? poodles
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? ?
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? 2 x 4 or 1 x 2? ?
65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages? Yes
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? Yes
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? No
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? Yeah
69. What do you think of Smurfette? She is the best smurf
70. What is your favorite book? Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, LOTR
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? Great
72. Salmon or Cod? Salmon
73. Crab or Lobster? Lobster
74. What sounds better: up or down? Up
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? Keyboard
77. Describe the best day of your life. .......
78. Broom or mop? a mop
79. What is your favorite word? Sanrio
80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question. ......
81. What is your full name? Victoria Cara Maria ______ ______
82. What do you wish your name was? Chiara
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. .......
84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard? .....
85. Are your feet the same size? No
86. Cassettes or CDs? CDs
87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home? No
88. What are your Christmas traditions? ......
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? Tear
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? Yes
91. Do you like onions? Yeah
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? Sugar Coated
93. Have you ever worn a dress? Yes
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? Yes
95. Frogs or toads? Frogs
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? No
97. 8 or 3? 3
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? .4 seconds
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? No
100. You made it. Do you love me now? No, I'm not done
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? No
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? ....
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Nope
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? No
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? No
106. If not, what? Matthew, Isaac
107. What about your daughter? Kera, Kitty
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. I wore Pjs under my clothes,
109. Do you read tabloids? No
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played? No
111. Do you like cotton candy? Yup!
112. Do you suffer from cramps? No
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? Sometimes
114. Favorite food? Oriental
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Spend and Donate!
117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"? Lala
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? Apple pie
119. Pepsi or Coke? Coke
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? Vanilla!
121. Favorite movie? hm....LOTR...
122. Favorite Actor? Robin Williams
123. Favorite Actress? Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts..
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? Cheerios
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? Neither
126. Do you shave your legs? Yes
127. Midnight or mid-day? Both
128. Hope or Billy? ?
129. Cottonball or Q-tip? Q-tip!
130. Dry or lubricated? ?
131. Fast or slow? Fast!
132. Hard or soft? Soft
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? Depends
134. Spoon or fork? Spoon
135. Are you crying right now? No
136. Fling or flick? Flick
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? My fingers
138. Look to your left, what do you see? A mess
139. Look to your right, what do you see? More Mess
140. Who is at your house right now? Mom, Dad and Brother
141. Are your legs crossed right now? Yes
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? I didn't do anything, and don't plan to
143. Favorite song? Simple and Clean by Utada Hikaru
144. Boxers or briefs? Neither
145. Tootsie pops or blowpops? Tootsie pops
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? None
147. Do you like to fish? Not really
148. Is your grandpa cool? Yeah
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? Nope...
150. Do you snore? Yeah
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. ?
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis." Matilda
153. Does it taste good? ?
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? Lick
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils? Yeah
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) Peanuts(I miss them)
157. Acting class or class act? class act
158. Upside-down or downside-up? Upside-down!
159. What's up? n2m u?
160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of? The movie "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon"
161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? *ignores*
162. Blondes or brunettes? Both
163. Push or pull? Push
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? No
165. Do you even read those door things? Yeah
166. Do spiders scare you? No
167. What does? Dying X(
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? Thanks for sharing
169. What was your first word? Yum
170. What was your first phrase? Yum Yum
171. What can you not pronounce? ?....
172. Did you know my phone just rang? For the love of turkeys (and bears too!) I do not care.
173. Is your phone ringing? No, wouldn't you know it, it isn't.
174. What's your phone number? 1 - (xxx) - xxx - xxx
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? No, but thanks for the idea.
176. Are you in drag right now? I'm not dragging anything, no.
177. WalMart or Kmart? Walmart. They give me a sticker everytime, without fail!
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Mariah Carey, if I had to choose.
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? I can do - maybe - ten.
as many as there are stars on my ceiling.
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. Are you tired now? I am incapable of running a mile in below freezing temperatures, thanks.
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? Yes, unless it's sprouted a third one while I was out.
183. Are they flat? I wouldn't know, it's winter.
No, not enough coordination. I can walk though.
185. Front or back? I like the back porch better than the front one, if it comes down to that.
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? It takes me 5 seconds to walk five steps, one second to stop and another second to turn around. It's 7 seconds later.
187. Are you on fire right now? Not at the moment.
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? As likely as chocolate melting in Death Valley, California.
189. Sprite or 7-up? 7-up
190. Mug RootBeer or Dr. Pepper? Rootbear
191. Bambi or Thumper? Bambi!
192. Do you think Flower is hot? ::ignores you and slaps my mouse:: I think the computer is broken, it's asking me unlogical questions again...
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? If there was no danger to me or the bridge.
194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5? Nah...
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? No, but thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? Yes
197. Is your left pinky right-handed? The one of my right hand (and foot is)
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=? a stick
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? All of them. I'd steal them :K
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? Wouldn't you know it, I don't. I do know that you burn 150 calories for banging your head agains't a wall for an hour.

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